cher's daughter, chastity recently announced that she would be doing some wacked out chopping on her giner to somewhow form what appears to be a dick.
i'm all about people being free to do whatever they want with their own bodies as long as they're not harming anyone else....but this is the part that i don't get....chastity bono is a lesbian. she's in a committed relationship with another lesbian. if she creates a magical weiner (i think the technical term is neo-penis....but "magical weiner" sounds much better to me) but yeah......if she now has a penis and wants to be referred to as "chaz," wouldn't that mean her lesbian lover was not really a lesbian? a lesbian who wants her GIRLFRIEND to grow a DICK is not a REAL LESBIAN. if i ever say to laura "man, you'd be so much hotter if you had a big cock," i would, in fact, be a gay guy. not to say there's anything wrong with being a straight chick......i've always had a rather warm place in my heart for girls that enjoy peni in or on them....but it's odd to me that a LESBIAN would want her LESBIAN LOVER to have a donger. apologies.......a neo-donger.
are people who get sex changes legally eligible for the whole marriage thing? are SEX CHANGES actually recognized as a real thing? cause.....dude......i've seen some wacky shit being a howard stern fan for 10 years....and the sex changes i've seen were not very convincing. cut off your schlong........sorry. still a dude.
the chick in "just one of the guys" didn't look like a dude.....
rupaul doesn't look like a chick.......
chyna doesn't look like a chick.......
sex changes don't get the job done. you're still what you were......you just mutilated your junk. dummy.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
podcast for 7-29-09 and grande meaning large
35 minutes of music and me talking about the music/saying "ummm" alot. i will be doing this occasionally because i kind of had fun putting it together. i'd give you the tracklisting but that'd take away the surprise.
it's not all new music......it's not all old music. it's stuff that i was in the mood to listen to and felt like sharing. we won't say weekly........we'll say SOMETIMES. i hope you enjoy it.
http://mikesfuckshitandkillshitpodcast.podbean.com/
it's not all new music......it's not all old music. it's stuff that i was in the mood to listen to and felt like sharing. we won't say weekly........we'll say SOMETIMES. i hope you enjoy it.
http://mikesfuckshitandkillshitpodcast.podbean.com/
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