Thursday, May 14, 2009

Subjects as titles (i hope) and the wonders of modern technology.

I'm testing this out via iPhone to see if this email addy really posts stuff to my blog. Problem is: tiny keys and fat fucking fingers combined with auto-spell-correct obviously not speaking mike makes for strange writing conditions.....worth a shot though, right? So myspace deleted some of by really old stuff....which sucks cause I had fun yesterday going through that crap. The best part was the comments which unfortunately I had a hard time carrying over.....with this one I'm pretty sure anyone can leave comments anonymous or otherwise. We'll see how this goes I guess.

Mike out.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

ARCHIVE: chef boyardee and the 48 hour policy

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

recently i was asked by one of you silly females if it's normal that her boyfriend humps her all the time.....not even sexually.....but he grabs her by the hips and just dry humps her when she turns her back to him or something like that.

i explained to her that the problem would be solved if every now and then she threw him a mercy handy. she thought i was joking.

LET ME EXPLAIN: we make goo. our goo is meant to be distributed. if you fill the factory up with goo and the UPS guy never shows up........the guys in the factory get

a. pissed off that they're working for nothing

b. full of goo. where's it gonna go?

c. they become salesmen.....and you don't WANT these factory guys trying to SELL the goo........you want them doing what they're good at........making goo.

.....so if you got these guys getting pissed, that means drastic stuff is going to happen. the goo needs to be distributed. they take PRIDE in their goo and it needs to go somewhere every 48 hours or so to see the world. they don't know where it goes.......they just know that door opens and it's going somewhere and making someone happy and that is GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM. you keep the goo there collecting dust, they start pulling wires and banging against the walls....calling old friends to see if they want some almost expired goo......that's when we start saying shit that doesn't make sense, drive at excessive speeds, pick fights with people and grab you from behind and hump you like a crazy person....it's all relative. we're goo distributers. all of us.

imagine if chef boyardee cooked up all of that ravioli and no one ever ate it. imagine if chef boyardee was just sitting around looking at all the cans with his fat fucking face on it...

.....be happy he's dry humping you and not STABBING YOU! MERCY HANDIES IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! DO IT FOR ALL OF US! I HAVEN'T LET A BATCH GO BAD SINCE 1995! MY BOYS WORK HARD AND I TREAT THEIR PRODUCT WITH RESPECT! if i started letting them get overstocked, i fear all of your safety.

trust me, if nappier lost both of his hands, he wouldn't be able to crank any more out manually.......but i bet you he'd still find a way to pull the trigger on a few of those guns he has downstairs. the dude needs to distribute some goo.

JUST REMEMBER: EVERY 48 HOURS. FOR ALL OF OUR SAKE.

ARCHIVE: 8% and menstruation

Saturday, September 22, 2007


bobby and i have had a theory for a long time that about every month or so a man has what we call an "extra 8% day."

basically, extra 8% day is a day you wake up and for some reason, your penis is larger. it never lasts more than 24 hours....but you are just OBVIOUSLY BIGGER than on any other given day.

i don't think there's a scientific explanation as to why these things occur.....what i do know is today was my extra 8% day. it was a sad day for me because extra 8% days should be celebrated. i should take a vacation day to enjoy it.....maybe wear tight pants.......maybe wear NO pants.......as nick would say, porky pig it for a day......the only problem is, they can not be planned. i have to sit around work knowing there's a masterpiece down there that i can't do anything about until 6.

i guess extra 8% days are kind of like periods. they come about once a month and you just gotta keep going on with your day even though you KNOW there's something going on in your pants.....

now i know how you feel, ladies. we got it rough.

ARCHIVE: biting amanda bynes’ ass and the discovery of one’s inner whore

Tuesday, September 18, 2007


how old am i allowed to be before it's creepy i want to bite amanda bynes' ass?

females are finding their sexuality earlier and earlier as the years go on. britney spears was 17 when the whole "hit me baby one more time" shit came out. lindsay lohan was 17 when she did mean girls.......the two of them set off a chain reaction......creating the fashion trends of fuck me skirts and short shorts in junior highs across the nation that's making for a very serious problem......

that problem is dudes in their 20's being creepy.

17

17


see my point? i dont want to be creepy but they aren't going to stop any time soon and i don't see myself not thinking it's attractive any more. the girls at hooters and in playboy and in porn are all younger than my little sister. how long do i have? my friend kevin's about to turn 30. is he going to have to get a michelle pfeiffer poster? susan sarandon?

(who both still look pretty good for their age.....but that's my point........FOR THEIR AGE IS STILL GIVING THEM A "SEXY HANDICAP"....they can't hold a torch to the miss teen USA girls......they just haven't CRASHED ALL THE WAY INTO THE WALL YET........)

perhaps these things come with time. when the time is right, i will learn to enjoy what an older woman has to offer............when the time is right......the natural progression of things......

i need to get out. i have a headache.

ARCHIVE: my disease and taking difficult pictures

Monday, August 27, 2007

i have never had a cavity.

lately, i've been worried that i might have one. or more than one. i don't know.....cause i don't know what i'm looking at or for.

so what i did......is i tried to take a picture of the inside of my mouth so that someone could tell me........i soon learned that that is not NEARLY as easy as it sounds.

after experimenting with different lighting (and looking up "experiment" to make sure i had spelled it right) i found one that does a pretty decent job of showing my teeth......

unfortunately, it uncovered something EVEN MORE TROUBLING.....

apparently i have fraggles.

i'm calling the doctor in the morning to ask if they're contagious....i'm also going to make sure i spelled contagious right.....cause i'm worried about that as well.

i'll let you all know as soon as i hear anything. until then, i will quarantine myself. it was nice knowing you all.

ARCHIVE: where my boogers are and stereotypical man things

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

someone accused me today of having never been "all that manly."

the more i think about it.......the more i question the validity of that statement. i mean.......i guess IN ALL HONESTY, stereotypical "manly" things (drinking, working on cars, watching football) i don't do alot of.......(except every now and then, when it's time to wash it and the superbowl)

i DO have rather manly habits though........i fart and burp........i scratch my balls when they itch........i tend to be hairy........i play hockey........i have a penis AND balls........

...but i think my most notable manly trait is i'm fucking gross. working at the job i work at, i go to many different locations and you can immediately tell whether that location is maintained by a man or a woman based on the condition of the restroom there.

this is a public storage public restroom at a location ran by a woman. SHE BOUGHT THE LITTLE FUZZY SHIT OUT OF HER OWN POCKET.......AS WELL AS THE TISSUES.......

i, on the other hand have this weird stuff growing along the edge of the water which i've been attempting to attack with my streams of piss. (having targets are important to my overall enjoyment of the urinating experience)

i fear that if i had a fuzzy thing, i would feel a need to pee on it as well......as i do the sink on occasion partly because i can and partly because i'm too lazy to lift the lid (i'm not talking SEAT, i never lift that......im talking about the LID.....) there's something about certain things that almost seem to REQUIRE i pee on them. this could be an animal instinct......

i pick my nose alot. i generally just roll the boogers up between my index finger and my thumb and drop it to the floor. that means your floors probably have my boogers on them........home, office or car.......doesnt matter. boogers. fingernails too. i bite them. then i spit them out. i also brush my teeth over a trashcan while watching TV cause my ADD kicks in if i spend a couple minutes hovering over a sink.

so i'm just as manly as the manliest of men. i may not be covered in oil, grease and dirt.........i may not be able to carry you real far in my arms........i may not be able to rip my shirt off while growling.......but i don't dry my hands off with a towel cause that's WHY WE WEAR PANTS......plus i do have a penis. AND balls.

ARCHIVE: sites you should not go to and "the pounder"

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ARCHIVE: killing yourself and not doing it on a holiday

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

i watched a documentary called "the bridge" about people killing themselves by jumping off the golden gate bridge. in 2004, 24 people jumped to their deaths off the golden gate bridge....so this guy filmed the golden gate bridge for a year and documented these people killing themselves......then he interviewed their families.

so at the end he lists the people and what day they jumped.......

there were 2 in january, 2 in february, 2 in march, 2 in april.......then 3 in may.....the 6th, the 10th and the 11th.......then there was only 1 each in june and july.......so rest easy folks, cause these are obviously the least stressful months.........

3 in august, 2 in september 1 each in october and november then 2 in the december on the 16th and the 29th.

so nobody kills themselves on a holiday....i noticed that.

the MORBID THING ABOUT IT IS, what this film does is make you feel terrible for anticipating the payoff. they FILM THE ENTIRE THOUGHT PROCESS THESE PEOPLE GO THROUGH WHILE CHIMING IN WITH SOUND BYTES OF THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TALKING ABOUT HOW "normal" they were.......and you just wait and wait as they sit there and think..........

.....then it happens. these people decide to jump to their deaths.....in an instant they're gone.

they said it takes 47 seconds to hit the water. in that 47 seconds do you think they reconsider? do you think at the 25 second mark they think "you know, that girl dumped me........but at least there's guitar hero........and big macs.........and the band styx....and re-runs of everybody loves raymond on tbs.......and mr. pibb (in the midwest) and SARAH BROCKMEYER, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST! HOW BAD COULD A WORLD BE WITH A SARAH BROCKMEYER IN IT?"

or is that just it?

you'd think the movie would be a real bummer.....but as fucked up as it sounds, it's not. it's uplifting. in it there are people that survived the fall and they talked about the leap helped them realize what a gift life really is........

....not to mention it's always nice to be reminded there are people alot more fucked up in the head than i am.

but really.....i recommend it. it's an interesting documentary on how tragic life can be.

and honestly......sarah's god damn everywhere.....you google sarah and HER FUCKING WORK MESSAGES SHOW UP EVERYWHERE! i mean........think of all the bullshit career opportunities out there for you losers who think your life is over. i mean.......MY GOD! LEARN HOW TO BE AN AWESOME WINDOWS MEDIA DEVELOPER......MOVE TO KANSAS CITY WHERE THERE'S PLENTY OF DIRTY WHITE PEOPLE LIKE YOU (and they're all dirty....and they're all white.....by the way.......killing yourself is a very white thing to do.) TO GO HAVE DIRTY LITTLE WHITE BABIES WITH SUICIDAL TENDENCIES....(all i wanted was a pepsi....just one pepsi.....) seriously though....don't kill yourself. buy siamese dream......drive west........check out vegas.......check out the beach....try something different. make a change. if life still sucks and all that nice weather and beach air and good looking chicks in bikinis doesn't cheer you up.......write a song. pansy.

ARCHIVE: the white sox and mr. pibb

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ARCHIVE: jessica and ashlee simpson

Thursday, June 14, 2007

topic of discussion today is whether or not this is what i think it is.......

....and if it is what i think it is, how in the hell i ever got ahold of it. i mean......IT JUMPS RIGHT OUT AT ME.......so i think it's funny that it ended up on someone's profile.

i'm taking a tally of votes here though......so don't be shy.....

is that or is that not a giner?

i mean.......when it's a celebrity like ashlee simpson

or her sister jessica.....

you have no control over whether or not these pictures get out.......and people are GUNNING for you to slip up and show a little something.....but posting them on your own myspace profile is kind of reckless.....especially when assholes like me are looking on.....

either way it's pretty fantastic.....and thank you, whoever you are.....

ARCHIVE: pretty woman and selling your boyfriend's masculinity to the devil

Sunday, May 20, 2007

ARCHIVE: amanda beard and her fantastic boobies

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

i recently read an article about how amanda beard's decision to pose nude in playboy would be a MAJOR SETBACK FOR FEMALE ATHLETES that try really HARD to be taken SERIOUSLY.......

now maybe i'm biased.......cause i'm REEEEALLY looking forward to seeing amanda beard, the gold medal winning swimmer, completely naked and preferrably wet........but i can't see anyone taking female sports any less seriously just cause we've seen one of them naked.

let's be honest......no one's watching the WNBA cause they're a bunch of nappy headed hoes, man.......(wait, can i say that?)


but really......the most famous female athlete in recent years has to be anna kournikova.......who never won a championship.........never really did ANYTHING with the exception of being insanely good looking.

that isn't to say there aren't talented FEMALE ATHLETES.....what im saying is if there's a really, really good looking swimmer getting attention for being really, really good looking.....what does that have to do with the sport she plays? actresses pose nude. does that make movies bad? madonna and courtney love both CAN'T WAIT for you to see their tits.......there's still music being played on radio stations across the world. the sports world as we know it will not cease to exist just cause i got to see amanda beard's fantastic boobies.

i dont know much about the female psyche.......but what i do know is that unflattering pictures circulating.....

probably get under your skin alot more than professional photos that they airbrush to make you look perhaps better than you really do in everyday life....

and don't blame this on us..........

cause you all still want to fuck albert pujols.....

sluts......

ARCHIVE: subliminal 35's and buff chicks

Thursday, May 10, 2007

this is my new favorite picture in the entire world and i'll tell you why........






ARCHIVE: god and bling

Thursday, February 22, 2007

i'm yet to decide why belief in god and belief in man can't both occur.....i mean.......personally, i'm not a believer in god OR man.........i think one's similar to santa claus in that a magical man knows if you've been naughty or nice, sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake.......and the other is a creature that thinks it's much more superior to the animals around it than it could ever hope to be. I MEAN, LIONS EAT ANTELOPE CAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY......WE SHOOT TYRELL FOR HIS BLING......WHO'S THE ANIMAL, REALLY?

but it seems you have to have faith in god to be considered a moral person.......or you have to have faith in man to be an optimistic person......so what are you if you don't have faith in either one? my answer: hopeful. i'm hoping i'm wrong about both. i'm HOPING there's a guy up there watching all the good shit i do and dropping me a favor every now and then because of them. i'm hoping that the people that do horrible, evil things are punished in a firey hell........i'm HOPING that this god UNDERSTANDS that without any kind of proof he exists (other than some of the most bigoted, egotistical blowhard messengers ever assembled) belief in him is based solely on blind gullibility that has no physical evidence to support it. what you HAVE is men in shiny robes telling you that god sent a hurricane to new orleans cause they got alot of QUEERS down there......then they pass around the hat so they can add on another wing and build another holy place down the block....or perhaps they don't need to build a whole place.......they can just BLESS what used to be a CIRCUIT CITY!

....but i do hope he's up there and i hope he's got all this shit under control....global warming and nuclear bombs and pissed off arabs and kevin federline.......cause i don't think man has a clue. man's so concerned with which version of god is the real one that no one is just enjoying the time allah has allowed us here. i mean......if you kill everyone, you'll be the last to know.......and by then, it'll be too late.

seriously.....the infidels are going to hell anyway.....and how many virgins do you really need anyway?

please tell me there's gonna be an upswing soon. please, god.......tell me things are about to change for the better.

Tara


you need lots of virgins, mike. lots. come on now.


Posted by Tara on Thursday, February 22, 2007 - 8:02 PM
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ARCHIVE: smiling cocks and taxes

Monday, February 19, 2007

in my lifetime, i've dated 2 blondes. both were when i was very young and both lasted less than 2 months.....now that i think about it.......both of em had pretty dark blonde hair so they probably weren't really classified full out blondes to begin with. thing is.....although there's an occasional blonde that knocks my socks off...

.....i rarely find them all that appealing.

in my porn huntings.....i often times fast forward through the blondes (which dominate porn for the most part, go figure) and i don't really understand what my deal is. i mean........i can understand where dudes think blondes are attractive........and i often agree that they're quite good looking.......i just don't really dig 'em. they're fine and all.......i just don't really get into it.

i'm not depressed as joey said in the comments of my last blog......i just have a lot of free time and in that free time i think alot and when i think alot, most of the time what i come up with bums me out. like IF SEATBELTS ARE SO FUCKING IMPORTANT, WHY DON'T SCHOOL BUSES HAVE THEM? I MEAN.....THEY BEAT IT IN OUR FUCKING SKULLS THAT WE GOTTA WEAR BIKE HELMETS AND STRAP KIDS INTO CAR SEATS AND SHIT BUT THEN THEY JUMP ON THE YELLOW DEATH-MOBILE AND GO SEATBELT FREE ON WHATEVER BULLSHIT FIELD TRIP THEY HAVE PLANNED WITH WHATEVER DRUNK PEDOPHILE THEY COULD GET TO DRIVE THEM THERE! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? I MEAN.......LET'S FORGET ABOUT THE 1 IN EVERY 500 KIDS THAT WILL INJURE THEIR HEAD WHEN CRASHING THEIR BIKE......CONSIDER THE EMOTIONAL ISSUES EACH ONE OF THE 500 WILL ENCOUNTER WHEN THEY HAVE TO WEAR THAT DORKY LOOKING HELMET.

we can drive around and talk on a cellular phone to anyone in the world in our cars but we can't come up with a safety helmet that doesn't make us look like a smiling cock?

i never wore a bike helmet and i fell off of it a shitload.......to the best of my knowledge i don't have any kind of brain troubles (at least none that i didn't have before i fell off the bike)

DON'T GIVE US OPTIONAL FEATURES IN OUR CAR AND THEN GIVE US FUCKING TICKETS FOR NOT WEARING IT. IT'S MY GOD DAMN CHOICE WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO RISK MY LIFE IN NOT WEARING A SEAT BELT. PERSONALLY, COMFORT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN THE POSSIBILITY I MIGHT MAKE A MISTAKE DRIVING AND END UP GOING THROUGH MY WINDSHIELD. THAT'S UP TO ME. I'M THE ONE THAT'S GONNA BE GOING THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDSHIELD, SO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. YOU'RE CREATING MUCH MORE OF A RISK TURNING ON YOUR DISTRACTING RED AND BLUE LIGHTS........WALKING ALONG A BUSY STREET IN THE DARK TO COME UP TO MY CAR AND TELL ME TO BE MORE CAREFUL. HELMETS AND ALL THIS SAFETY BULLSHIT.......ALL THESE WARNINGS ON COFFEE CUPS CAUSE DUMB SHITS DON'T KNOW THE CONTENTS ARE HOT.....ARE FOR A MINORITY (SLOWLY BECOMING A MAJORITY, SADLY.) OF STUPID PEOPLE THAT I WISH DIDN'T HAVE THE WARNINGS SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THESE INFORMATIONAL TRAINING SESSIONS AND SAFETY BULLETINS AND "THE MORE YOU KNOW" COMMERCIALS WHERE CELEBRITIES TELL US FOR THE 1,000TH TIME THAT SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR LUNGS TO KEEP THESE PEOPLE ALIVE AND HEALTHY? MAN HAS LIVED FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME AND THE THEORY OF SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST IS GONNA HAVE TO START APPLYING SOONER OR LATER. WITH THE ADVANCES IN MEDICINE AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE HUMAN BODY.......PEOPLE ARE LIVING LONGER........AND WITH THE EVER EXPANDING POPULATION OF MORONS FUCKING LIKE JACK-RABBITS.....IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE START RUNNING OUT OF SHIT.

NO MORE WARNINGS! NO MORE STOP SIGNS! TAKE IT ALL AWAY! IT'LL BE CHAOS BUT IT'LL GET STUFF ACCOMPLISHED! SURE, THERE WILL BE TRAGEDY......PEOPLE WILL BE DEVASTATED BY THE LOST OF THEIR RETARDED COUSIN WHO DIDN'T KNOW NOT TO DRINK GASOLINE DUE TO THE LACK OF A MR. YUCK STICKER.......BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THE DUDE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO DRINK GASOLINE. DID WE REALLY WANT HIM DRIVING OUR SWEEPER TRUCKS OR COOKING OUR HAMBURGER ANYWAY?

maybe taking away stop lights is a bit extreme.....but you get what i'm saying. i'm not saying we should go out and start killing stupid people.......i'm just saying we should give them every opportunity to catch up.....as opposed to dumbing everything else down for their benefit....and in the end if they fail at this game we call life......well then chances are it was meant to be.....

if a kid gets all F's and one D in 5th grade......know what? make the kid take 5th grade again. if the kid's 30 and still in 5th grade, keep teaching the fucker till he gets his or her multiplication assignments right. PASSING EVERYONE'S JUST GONNA PUSH A FUCKING MORON OUT THE DOOR WITH THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA WE ALL GOT AND BRANDING THEM ACCEPTABLE TO ENTER THE REAL ADULT WORLD WHEN THEY CAN'T READ, WRITE, ADD OR SUBTRACT.......WHEN YOU DO THIS, THE REST OF US HAVE TO PAY TAXES FOR ALL 12 OF THEIR STUPID KIDS THEY HAD IN THEIR TRAILER THAT WERE TAUGHT NOTHING OF LIFE EXCEPT THAT IF YOU CHOOSE TO DO NOTHING, THE GOVERNMENT WILL SEND YOU CHECKS FOR IT, BUT IF YOU WORK HARD.......THE GOVERNMENT WILL TAKE HALF OF YOUR EARNINGS AND HAND IT TO THEM.....AND THEIR KIDS.

if anyone's still reading this, i'm sorry. i know i'm going nowhere fast. just don't be the kind of people that make their kids wear those dorky bike helmets......seriously.......they look ridiculous.

ARCHIVE: 7282 minutes and public nudity

Sunday, January 21, 2007

nudity should be brought back into the mainstream. not just for sexual reasons......just because clothes have become way too important. what you wear and how you wear it is the only reason the E network exists..........the tabloids are into nipple slips.......the internet is for fake nude photographs of jessica alba

if we could do away with just a few of these things.......just by everyone getting naked......think of all the time we'd save. no getting dressed in the morning.......no getting undressed and then RE-DRESSED after work.......no getting undressed and into your PAJAMAS at night.......just wake up.....take a shower......put on some shoes (or don't) and go to work. naked.

15 minutes a day getting dressed......

2 getting undressed

1 minute a day unzipping and zipping your fly when you gotta pee/recieve oral.....

5 minutes a week pulling your pants up and down when it's time to shit/recieve oral/do the yumyum bouncy bounce.....

that's 7282 minutes a year wasting time with putting on or taking off clothes......121 hours.......5 days. you spend 5 DAYS A YEAR DEALING WITH CLOTHES! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTING LAUNDRY OR SHOPPING........IF WE INCLUDED ALL THAT MAINTENANCE, YOU'RE COMPETING WITH SLEEP TIME.......and we could do away with all of it if we just started going naked.

i think it'd help crime too.....suicide as well. there might be a few more rapes at first.......but after a while, everyone would get used to it. AND THINK ABOUT IT, MOST RAPES PROBABLY OCCUR BECAUSE OF THE CURIOSITY AS TO WHAT THAT WOMAN LOOKS LIKE NAKED! IF YOU COULD SEE HOW HER NIPPLES LOOKED, YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO RIP HER SHIRT OFF BY FORCE. i wouldn't be nearly as compelled to make a fool of myself hitting on the girl at the bank if i had already seen her naked. all i really wanted to know is if she shaves or not......or has the little landing strip........or if there's a forest growing.......these are questions that need answers.

dicks would no longer be so taboo. they'd become like noses......some people have big ones.......others small ones........big whoop........and if there's ALOT OF DICKS around, i'm sure mine wouldn't be the smallest one. i'd feel better about myself. more confident. free.

it'd make the world a better place. think about it. mike in '08.

ARCHIVE: sex and margaret cho (but not at the same time, ewww....)

Sunday, January 14, 2007

there's an article in the new maxim where they ask alot of celebrities what song they lost their virginity to.

of the 27 featured in the article, 13 actually answered the fucking question.....making the article kind of pointless....of the 13 that answered.....there were alot of answers i wouldn't have expected.....only 1 luthor vandross........no al greens or marvin gaye......you know, the obvious ones.......

margaret cho said it was "tom sawyer" by rush.......

penn jillette's was "the angel's death song" by the velvet underground......

music really does put you in a certain time and place when you really focus on it. although i don't believe at that PARTICULAR MOMENT in my life there WAS music playing, certain songs i was listening to around that time remind me of that year in my life.....as do other songs from other times.....

soundgarden's superunknown album always takes me back to playing basketball in david moore's driveway........

radiohead's ok computer always takes me back to the potts brothers hanging out and playing pool in my basement.............mandy carr and all her bullshit.........egg sandwiches.......kenny wregget:the hardcore champion

so MORE THAN A PARTICULAR SONG THAT WAS PLAYING AT THE EXACT MOMENT, WHICH WITH ALL THE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS SWIRLING IN YOUR HEAD AT THAT TIME, UNLESS IT WAS PLANNED.......SHOULDN'T BE A VIVID PART OF THE RECOLLECTION.......maybe the question is more directed at a particular song that takes you BACK to that time........for me two albums come to mind.....pearl jam's binaural was in heavy rotation (key songs: 4-9), as was ry cooder and ali farka's talking timbuktu....(the whole CD, man.....)

the funny thing about sex is.....ALMOST EVERYTHING CAN REMIND YOU OF SEX.....which is one of the few things you can say that about. (another is quotes from the big lebowski....maybe that one's just me)

a certain t-shirt.......a certain stretch of highway......all can be traced back to that one time way back when....

nothing works quite like a song though.

*Sarah Smiles*

i think only in movies do people actually "put on music" to get down. for me, it's more smells (perfume, cologne), what color panties / underwear you had on, the feeling of excitment if someone would walk in on you at any second, can this trucker see my butt, if i move too quickly i might throw up, where did you put that shirt, i wonder if we can get kicked out for this, if anyone walks to their car we'l get caught, and

WHERE HAS ALL THE RUM GONE?

that's my favorite.


Posted by *Sarah Smiles* on Monday, January 15, 2007 - 9:39 AM
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STEVE

i lost my virginity to cemetery gates by pantera...man oh man....i hate my life sometimes.
Posted by STEVE on Tuesday, January 16, 2007 - 1:14 AM
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MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

that might be fun, actually.....

"Well I guess
You took my youth
And gave it all away.
Like the birth of a new found joy,
This love would end in rage..."

i mean.....why not? better than tom sawyer....


Posted by MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE on Tuesday, January 16, 2007 - 1:23 AM
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STEVE

fuck rush
Posted by STEVE on Tuesday, January 16, 2007 - 1:34 AM
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