thinking too much and getting your mouth raped

A friend of mine began my day with a question that I have been pondering for the last few hours. If given a choice, would I prefer an ass raping to a mouth raping.....

Now of course, as I'm sure everyone is thinking....how much time would the rapist give me to decide? Seconds? Who can make a decision like that on the spot? It's a good thing this came up.....this way I'll be prepared if the day ever comes.....let's weigh the pros and cons...

My first issue: if someone is RAPING YOUR MOUTH, what do you do? Do you just open your mouth? Do you suck? Do you use your tongue or just try to keep it out of the way? I've never sucked a dick....but someone who has, would they incorporate any of their skills or just lay there and cry?

My 2nd issue: the duck sounds....I mean....if someone is forcing their wang down your throat....you're gonna make the noise. That could be more embarassing than the rape itself.

On the other hand, you're not going to RUIN my mouth. I eat hardees cheeseburgers....I can handle a cock. If you put a decent sized cock in my tight, virgin asshole....that shit may never be the same....especially if you're rough about it....

...but you're swallowing the load, dude.....or at least spitting it out....there's no pulling out and c'ing on your t's....I really don't want to have any knowledge of the taste of spunk.

I don't know....doesn't it just seem like getting raped in the butt is just where a rape should be? Call me old fashioned....

You girls have it so easy that you don't have to worry about stuff like this.