since they got rid of the light brown one and replaced it with
blue.....since then, we've had 100 flavors of coke (lemon coke....lime
coke.....vanilla coke.....coke 1..coke zero) they ruined
slice.....they changed what the lifesavers' 5 flavors are (they're
awful now)
I understand having specials to get people excited....limited time
items and whatnot....but you GOTTA stick with old faithful. Every time
we go to sonic, they put the chicken sandwich Laura gets on a
different bun. It's never the same....sometimes it's chiabata (a new
fad) sometimes it's sesame seeds....sometimes it's a wheat looking
kind of bun.....darker colored....but the point is, food is
inconsistant. I don't care about the hormones or the grease.....I just
want the next one I order to taste and look like the last one I
ordered. I don't want a fucking sirloin burger or whatever trend we're
following now....chipotle.....that shit with the BBQ sauce and the
onion rings..the word "tuscan" in everything......and who could forget the blue rasberry craze of the late 90's?......I don't want that. I want a god damn ultimate
cheeseburger with no ketchup.....WHICH USED TO BE NO KETCHUP TO BEGIN
WITH.....that's what the god damn meaty cheesy boys advertised....meat
cheese meat cheese and that's it. Fucking fuckers. There was no
KETCHUP in that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuHkxNZaTt4
....but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO....all the OTHER burgers have ketchup.....so we
gotta follow suit. Everyone ELSE is doing fucking CHIPOTLE, even
though no one even knows what the fuck it IS.....WE GOTTA PUT CHIPOTLE
ON EVERYTHING NOW TOO! IT TOOK PONDEROSA 50 FUCKING YEARS TO FIGURE
OUT THAT THEIR PRICE STRUCTURE WAS STUPID AND THAT CHARGING 7.00 FOR A
BUFFET AND 7.50 FOR A STEAK WITH A FREE BUFFET WAS A STUPID WAY TO GO!
IT'S STEAK, IDIOT! NOT AN EXTRA SIDE OF RANCH!
IF PONDEROSA STARTS SELLING CHIPOTLE STEAK, I will find them and I
will hurt them.
Let me reinforce my position here: put whatever you want in my fast
food....squirrel shit....grinded up old people....I don't care....but
once you have your product, FUCKING STICK TO IT. be CONSISTANT! don't
go Axel god damn rose on us and CALL yourself guns n roses when you've
added fucking ANTIOXIDANTS and gotten rid of SLASH....who walks out of
big churches that then become small....
What is an antioxidant? and when did green become sour apple and not lime? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? WAS I ASLEEP?
Ps.....SOMEBODY FIND ME THE NAME OF WHOEVER APPROVED THE IDEA TO MAKE
STRAWBERRY PEANUT BUTTER MNM's....so I can KICK THEM IN THE TESTICLES
or ovaries.....
I didn't watch the video but I could have sworn it was, "cheese, meat, cheese cheese, meat and that's it" Also it has always had ketchup and mayo, they added mustard like 4 years ago. That really pissed me off. At least they didn't accidentally put bacon on it...
ReplyDeleteI remember the DAY they began putting ketchup on ultimate cheeseburgers. I was at the one by the knolls on dunn Washington right by 270. I thought they made a mistake so I went inside. They said "it comes with ketchup now."
ReplyDeleteJoey and myself were just discussing the time we called j-box ahead of time to order 100 taco's.
ReplyDeleteThey told us we would have to just come up and order them. When we ordered them, they still thought we were joking...
fucking bastards