Amazon and Pedophiles

the hot button issue on all the talk shows the last few weeks has been the self published kiddy toucher book that was being sold on amazon.




first they went after amazon…….and it raised a lot of first amendment issues about whether they should be in the business of banning books…….and then once amazon removed the book, they moved on to it’s author, philip ray greaves, who was arrested in florida over the weekend on obscenity charges.

although i am a firm believer in our first amendment rights to say whatever the fuck we want, i am outraged at the existence of this book for 2 reasons.



one is the obvious, pc reason…..to even PUT ENOUGH THOUGHT into mollesting children to take the time and dedication to compile an entire book of how-to guides for it shows a sick, sick man. i know how difficult it is to write a book and see it through from conception to finalizing it…….it’s a VERY DIFFICULT PROCESS……and to take that energy and drive and focusing it NOT ONLY on a sex crime…….but a sex crime AGAINST CHILDREN, is inexcusable.

having said that, the real outrage i have is in the simplicity of the subject matter. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU NEED A HOW-TO GUIDE ON HOW TO RAPE KIDS? IS THERE ANYONE DUMB ENOUGH TO NOT BE ABLE TO FIGURE THAT OUT?



step 1: find a kid with a misguided trust in you

step 2: exploit that trust

step 3: rape

step 4: tell them not to tell anyone



THAT’S THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER CONSIDERED WHAT CHILD MOLLESTATION WOULD CONSIST OF AND IT TOOK LONGER TO TYPE THAN TO FORMULATE THE PLAN. IF YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO READ A BOOK TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TRICK A KID INTO TOUCHING YOUR WEINER, YOU’RE WAY TOO DUMB NOT GET CAUGHT. THEY’RE KIDS! THEY’RE STUPID! IF YOU HAVE TO READ A BOOK TO GET THE ADVANTAGE ON THEM, YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME……STRAP A BOMB TO YOURSELF, CLIMB TO THE TOP OF SOMETHING REALLY HIGH UP, JUMP OFF OF IT, WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT HALFWAY DOWN: DETONATE YOURSELF. WAIT…….YOU’RE TOO DUMB TO FIGURE OUT THE COMPLEXITIES OF EXPLOSIVES……BETTER YET…..JUST TURN YOUR CAR ON IN THE GARAGE AND WAIT FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. just call someone and tell them you’re attracted to kids now before you hurt anyone. you’re not going to get away with it…..or date a midget. would that work? is it the danger or the whole……..little……..thing? cause midgets have all the little things you like……plus it’s legal to fuck them. believe me. i’ve watched midget porn on the internet and the cops haven’t questioned me about it ONCE.

and you out there that are smart enough to figure out on your own how to get away with kiddy touching: why aren’t you fucking midgets too? seriously. i’ve seen “heat” a dozen times. BANK ROBBERY DOESN’T LOOK THAT HARD. but we’re on the honor system here. we can’t go doing everything we read about or see on tv. some of us just need to play by the rules. i know kids are easy to rape……so are women if you really think about it……but it’s the wrong thing to do. there are plenty of consenting adults that will have sex with you. i know there are. the internet is full of sick freaks who get off on all kinds of weird shit. just play by the rules. have a safe word. tie a girl up…..role play…..whatever, man….it’s your rodeo. but just because you know HOW to do something, doesn’t mean you SHOULD do it.

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