COMIC PANTIES AND MISSED OPPORTUNITIES FOR PAYDIRT

every time laura and i go shopping, i usually end up dragging her to the panties section to pick out a new pair. this is just something i enjoy. i like all kinds, so when she says things like “those don’t look comfortable” or “i’ll never wear those,” i don’t get discouraged. i just pick out different ones.

she probably has the largest collection of panties of any girl around because her boyfriend absolutely loves buying her new ones.



what bothers me is the lack of novelty panties.



you go to the men’s section……..you got superman, batman, star wars, coke, pepsi, mountain dew, family guy……you name it.

women’s panties? stripes. that’s really it.

would it kill ‘em to make some x-men panties like these……..



…..available to the general public? do you have any idea how much nerds like me would pay for those to be in our girlfriends’ wardrobe? these close-minded marketers think that only guys that geek out to wolverine are dudes without girlfriends……but guess what? WE DIDN’T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS 10 YEARS AGO…….BUT OUR ZITS ARE GONE NOW AND WE HAVE JOBS, MONEY AND CARS……..WE STILL HAVE A CONNECTION TO THOSE CHARACTERS……..WHICH IS WHY ALL THE GOD DAMN IRON MANS AND THORS AND GREEN LANTERN MOVIES YOU’RE CHURNING OUT SO QUICK ARE MAKING A FUCKLOAD OF MONEY……so you’re stupid not to plaster logos on anything you can…….



i’ve searched everywhere. you’re making it too difficult for me. i should be able to find them. i want to give you all of my money and you don’t want to take it from me. this makes you a fool. laura’s fine with stripes and solid colors….i’m the one who’s hurting here and i’ve given you fuckers so many years of loyalty. throw me a fucking bone.