Ladies of the night and the perks of the job

Most jobs of note have the common practice of giving experienced employees pay raises. After all, with time at your position, you become a well oiled machine….producing your product with skill a precision, therefore it only makes sense that as your output steps up, so does your pay. Most companies make efforts to keep their tenured employees happy with perks like added vacation or benefits….more responsibilities….maybe a bigger office….

When considering prostitutes in this scenario, I have 2 trains of thought.

Experience is not necessarily a good thing. Of course when I say this, I may be looking at it from a girlfriend point of view instead of what it is….sex for hire. Do you want a pro? Even if this is someone I’m paying to have one sexual encounter with, wouldn’t I want it to be someone who hasn’t been in the game long? At the same time, if you’re paying for a service….don’t you want the best?

Do prostitutes get raises? Do you give enough $20 blow jobs that you graduate to $30 blow jobs? Does word of mouth (no pun intended) get around that Sparkles does quality work to a point where demand increases….therefore she’s able to raise the price? Or does it have the opposite effect? If you hear she blew the guy you’re talking to, does that make the price go down? Again, girlfriend rules applicable, if a friend of your’s banged them, doesn’t that make them off limits? It isn’t just man code…it’s Eskimo brothers….putting it where someone you know already blazed the trail….it’s just weird.

Is this a juvenile way of looking at this? Who do you ask? I have questions.