ARCHIVE: 8% and menstruation

Saturday, September 22, 2007

bobby and i have had a theory for a long time that about every month or so a man has what we call an "extra 8% day." basically, extra 8% day is a day you wake up and for some reason, your penis is larger. it never lasts more than 24 hours....but you are just OBVIOUSLY BIGGER than on any other given day. i don't think there's a scientific explanation as to why these things occur.....what i do know is today was my extra 8% day. it was a sad day for me because extra 8% days should be celebrated. i should take a vacation day to enjoy it.....maybe wear tight pants.......maybe wear NO pants.......as nick would say, porky pig it for a day......the only problem is, they can not be planned. i have to sit around work knowing there's a masterpiece down there that i can't do anything about until 6. i guess extra 8% days are kind of like periods. they come about once a month and you just gotta keep going on with your day even though you KNOW there's something going on in your pants..... now i know how you feel, ladies. we got it rough.