ARCHIVE: biting amanda bynes’ ass and the discovery of one’s inner whore

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

how old am i allowed to be before it's creepy i want to bite amanda bynes' ass? females are finding their sexuality earlier and earlier as the years go on. britney spears was 17 when the whole "hit me baby one more time" shit came out. lindsay lohan was 17 when she did mean girls.......the two of them set off a chain reaction......creating the fashion trends of fuck me skirts and short shorts in junior highs across the nation that's making for a very serious problem...... that problem is dudes in their 20's being creepy. 17 17 see my point? i dont want to be creepy but they aren't going to stop any time soon and i don't see myself not thinking it's attractive any more. the girls at hooters and in playboy and in porn are all younger than my little sister. how long do i have? my friend kevin's about to turn 30. is he going to have to get a michelle pfeiffer poster? susan sarandon? (who both still look pretty good for their age.....but that's my point........FOR THEIR AGE IS STILL GIVING THEM A "SEXY HANDICAP"....they can't hold a torch to the miss teen USA girls......they just haven't CRASHED ALL THE WAY INTO THE WALL YET........) perhaps these things come with time. when the time is right, i will learn to enjoy what an older woman has to offer............when the time is right......the natural progression of things...... i need to get out. i have a headache.