ARCHIVE: amateurs and professionals

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

...ive kind of become a bit of an observer of the world around me. i decided along time ago that most experiences are more entertaining from a distance....mosh pits........THX sound........shamu at sea world.......there are alot of things that are just fun to WATCH and not participate in. amateur porn differs from professionally done porn in one very important area..........CHANCES ARE, that amateur porn you're watching looks like someone you know. professionally done porn.........dont get me wrong, it's very good........but it's kind of like a MICHAEL BAY movie........sometimes TOO MANY ENHANCEMENTS take away from the fun. THE LIGHTING'S NEVER GONNA BE THAT PERFECT at motel 6........and that girl you used to work with won't have PERFECTLY ROUND TITS..... (in some cases.......she won't have any tits at all.......) thing is though.......compatability is horrible to predict......and sexual attraction, whether we want to admit it or not, is an important part of that. JOEY FISCHER and i would be a great couple if that kind of thing worked for either one of us.......we both have decent enough jobs that we could afford a nice place........we both like to cuddle and watch movies.........problem is, neither one of us is into hairy man ass. a deal breaker. at the same time, although i would enjoy having crazy wild sex with some good looking hooter's waitress......at a certain point, i'd get so tired of hearing her talk about her stupid bullshit life that i'd have to jump from the top story of a tall building.........i'd hate her stupid fergie ringtones and i'd hate all of her friends....she'd hate all of my friends calling me to ask what time the hockey game is on sunday while we're in the middle of watching "the devil wears prada." point is, chances are there isnt someone out there 100% perfect for anyone else. sometimes i wonder how many people are with the person they saw themselves being with all along........or just someone that didn't need any more and just settled. it's something to think about. so when it comes to porn......are we settling for the amateur stuff because the girls look natural and attainable? or are we settling for the PROFESSIONALLY done porn because it's a fantasy we will never find ourselves in? perhaps the answer to this question is in going to L.A. and auditioning to be the next big pornstar.......or perhaps the answer is in cranking one out and going to bed........ spending life qustioning life is a waste of life.....and although sitting too close to shamu's tank MAY BE A BAD IDEA.......you don't know it's a bad idea until it's too late. *Sarah Smiles* did ya see 'em? that's all i have to say about that. also, you and joey would make a great couple. perfect, almost. but i have to warn you, when joey gets drunk, sometimes he can get a little rough. i would imagine that could really be painful for you. Posted by *Sarah Smiles* on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 11:25 PM [Reply to this] MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE i want to know how you just got on the assumption I'D BE THE CHICK............i mean, sure.....you look at the physical thing and see that he's bigger than me..........but who's a more overpowering personality? huh? joey may be able to kick my ass......but that won't stop me from calling him a bitch and backhanding him. Posted by MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 11:28 PM [Reply to this] MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE