Tuesday, January 09, 2007
 | UNOmoMIKEo: some of the abbreviated internet talk i understand, but what enefit is there to typing "thiz" instead of "this" SHELinzBOX: no benefit whatsoever UNOmoMIKEo: it's just STUPID SHELinzBOX: the one i hate the most is "brb" UNOmoMIKEo: YEAH....but that's at least shorter UNOmoMIKEo: be right back UNOmoMIKEo: brb UNOmoMIKEo: 10 less keys UNOmoMIKEo: thiz and this are the same amount of keys SHELinzBOX: is this your new blog? UNOmoMIKEo: maybe it IS! or.....im sorry.....maybe it iz. SHELinzBOX: I HaTe WhEn PeOpLe WrItE LiKe ThIs UNOmoMIKEo: they want 2 kiss u SHELinzBOX: ? UNOmoMIKEo: they want 2 b wit u UNOmoMIKEo: do these fucking kids think they can just TAKE OVER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH THEIR RIDICULOUS LAZY SHORTENINGS AND MISSPELLING? SHELinzBOX: yes they do. UNOmoMIKEo: they need to bring back the yardstick and start whacking these cocky little pricks. SHELinzBOX: Parents no longer discipline their kids. UNOmoMIKEo: bring your kids over to uncle mike.....i'll kick the SHIT out of your kids...... SHELinzBOX: for a small fee of course. UNOmoMIKEo: no. i wont charge. it'll be my pleasure. i know that i've been known to use the occasional slang term.......but there's certain people who have developed this internet language that makes me want to reach through the web and STAB THEM. chronic users of these internet shortenings are matt fischer and katie jarrett.......much more matt than katie.......katie uses "LOL" alot....(and by alot, i mean she probably hasn't stopped laughing out loud while sitting at a computer EVER...i mean, fuck.....i went to target LOL......i bought a new bottle of shampoo LOL.......the shampoo smelled good LOL.......now my hair smells good LOL...) but matt's way into the "i luv u 2" shit......and i'm really twitchy about that kinda nonsense........almost to the point where i can't talk to him on AIM for fear that i'll have to run over there and challenge him to a duel.......a duel i will most certainly lose. there are also people that make so many spelling mistakes, you almost wonder if they did it on purpose just to mess with you. now if you REALLY WANT TO GO THROUGH MY BLOGS AND COUNT SPELLING MISTAKES, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND PLENTY.......AND TYPOS.......THERE'S PROBABLY LOTS OF THOSE TWO.....but compared to DID YOU NO THAT EVERY NiGHT B4 U GO 2 SLEEP THERE iZ 1 PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THiNKiNG OF YOU. THEY WANT 2 KiSS U, THEY WANT 2 B WiT U, THEY R ALWAYS THiNKiN BOUT U, THiS iZ ALL TRUE AND NOT FAKE. iF U REPOST THiS iN 5 MiNS THE PERSON THAT iS LONGiNG TO B WiT U WiLL APPROACH WiTHiN 1 MONTH AND ASK U OUT OR, GRAB YOU AND KiSS U. BUT iF U BREAK THiZ CHAiN NO 1 WiLL LiKE U OR ASK U AGAiN FOR 5 YRS I'M a regular fucking hemingway. so here's the new rule of thumb for internet talk.......BRB, LOL and TTYL can stay. everyone's gotten used to them. IMHO can probably stay too.......everything else.....gone. no more. you can't shrink down a word that is less than 5 letters long. this includes using 2 for too or to, U for you and most importantly, B instead of BE. (i mean.....come on...........how lazy can you fucking get?!?!?!?) i got the half head picture thing fixed.......let's see if we can GET THIS GREAT INJUSTICE ON ALL OF OUR COMMON SENSE RECTIFIED!!!!! WE CAN DO IT, PEOPLE! SHELinzBOX: i am scurd SHELinzBOX: was that a good one? SHELinzBOX: wuz it? UNOmoMIKEo: I WILL MURDER YOU |
No comments:
Post a Comment