ARCHIVE: clones and incest

Saturday, January 06, 2007

i have alot of questions about cloning..... like if you had a clone, would your clone be allowed to fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend.......if you would have threesomes with your clone........if you'd send your clone to work........if you'd get a SECOND JOB so you and your clone could bring in more income........cause your clone's still gotta eat.......and how long would it be before your clone has had different experiences and gets to be alot different than you? that'll defeat the purpose, right? you won't be able to fool anybody if your clone weighs 100 more pounds than you and has a big SCAR on his face from that HOOKER that hit him with her high heel shoe.......and if your clone ISN'T allowed to fuck your girlfriend, aren't you afraid he will anyway? i mean......the dude technically has ALREADY fucked her up until there was 2 of you.......so he already knows she likes that come hither motion and prefers to be on top......and you already know she kinda digs him, cause he's you.........it's all quite fascinating to think about. if I HAD A CLONE, would my clone play goal for a different team? or would my clone sit on the bench as a backup? do you think that eventually the clone would get jealous of the original and try to off him to be the ONLY ONE.........and if an original kills his clone, is that murder? is it incest to have SEX with your clone.......like if jessica alba had a jessica alba clone, and they went down on eachother in some crazy hot lesbian 69 action........would that be incest? would your clone come to family functions like christmas and funerals and stuff? would my clone be named "mike" too? or "mike 2?" so many questions......ok........if BOBBY had a clone, would the roster bobby's clone racks up go onto bobby's roster? and would bobby's CURRENT roster count towards the clone's, or does the clone start at 0? which i guess would bring up the question, are all clones technically virgins? if an ORIGINAL is dating chris dick......and a clone is dating BOBBY, is it awkward? and if so.......would bobby and chris dick give eachother tips and talk about stuff? double dates? go halfsies on presents for weddings and baby showers? would you even LIKE you if you weren't you? i think i'd get on my fucking nerves. would my clone share my myspace page? i mean......the cocksucker already knows all my passwords.....i bet my clone'd stay up real late watching sportscenter. i bet he'd answer my phone and read my e-mail. i bet he'd eat the last of the frosted flakes except all the crumbs and stuff at the bottom and then put it back in the cabinet like there's still some in there....dude, FUCK my clone.......i don't even want one any more. he's gonna ruin EVERYTHING.