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Monday, February 19, 2007

in my lifetime, i've dated 2 blondes. both were when i was very young and both lasted less than 2 months.....now that i think about it.......both of em had pretty dark blonde hair so they probably weren't really classified full out blondes to begin with. thing is.....although there's an occasional blonde that knocks my socks off... .....i rarely find them all that appealing. in my porn huntings.....i often times fast forward through the blondes (which dominate porn for the most part, go figure) and i don't really understand what my deal is. i mean........i can understand where dudes think blondes are attractive........and i often agree that they're quite good looking.......i just don't really dig 'em. they're fine and all.......i just don't really get into it. i'm not depressed as joey said in the comments of my last blog......i just have a lot of free time and in that free time i think alot and when i think alot, most of the time what i come up with bums me out. like IF SEATBELTS ARE SO FUCKING IMPORTANT, WHY DON'T SCHOOL BUSES HAVE THEM? I MEAN.....THEY BEAT IT IN OUR FUCKING SKULLS THAT WE GOTTA WEAR BIKE HELMETS AND STRAP KIDS INTO CAR SEATS AND SHIT BUT THEN THEY JUMP ON THE YELLOW DEATH-MOBILE AND GO SEATBELT FREE ON WHATEVER BULLSHIT FIELD TRIP THEY HAVE PLANNED WITH WHATEVER DRUNK PEDOPHILE THEY COULD GET TO DRIVE THEM THERE! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? I MEAN.......LET'S FORGET ABOUT THE 1 IN EVERY 500 KIDS THAT WILL INJURE THEIR HEAD WHEN CRASHING THEIR BIKE......CONSIDER THE EMOTIONAL ISSUES EACH ONE OF THE 500 WILL ENCOUNTER WHEN THEY HAVE TO WEAR THAT DORKY LOOKING HELMET. we can drive around and talk on a cellular phone to anyone in the world in our cars but we can't come up with a safety helmet that doesn't make us look like a smiling cock? i never wore a bike helmet and i fell off of it a shitload.......to the best of my knowledge i don't have any kind of brain troubles (at least none that i didn't have before i fell off the bike) DON'T GIVE US OPTIONAL FEATURES IN OUR CAR AND THEN GIVE US FUCKING TICKETS FOR NOT WEARING IT. IT'S MY GOD DAMN CHOICE WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO RISK MY LIFE IN NOT WEARING A SEAT BELT. PERSONALLY, COMFORT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN THE POSSIBILITY I MIGHT MAKE A MISTAKE DRIVING AND END UP GOING THROUGH MY WINDSHIELD. THAT'S UP TO ME. I'M THE ONE THAT'S GONNA BE GOING THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDSHIELD, SO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. YOU'RE CREATING MUCH MORE OF A RISK TURNING ON YOUR DISTRACTING RED AND BLUE LIGHTS........WALKING ALONG A BUSY STREET IN THE DARK TO COME UP TO MY CAR AND TELL ME TO BE MORE CAREFUL. HELMETS AND ALL THIS SAFETY BULLSHIT.......ALL THESE WARNINGS ON COFFEE CUPS CAUSE DUMB SHITS DON'T KNOW THE CONTENTS ARE HOT.....ARE FOR A MINORITY (SLOWLY BECOMING A MAJORITY, SADLY.) OF STUPID PEOPLE THAT I WISH DIDN'T HAVE THE WARNINGS SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THESE INFORMATIONAL TRAINING SESSIONS AND SAFETY BULLETINS AND "THE MORE YOU KNOW" COMMERCIALS WHERE CELEBRITIES TELL US FOR THE 1,000TH TIME THAT SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR LUNGS TO KEEP THESE PEOPLE ALIVE AND HEALTHY? MAN HAS LIVED FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME AND THE THEORY OF SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST IS GONNA HAVE TO START APPLYING SOONER OR LATER. WITH THE ADVANCES IN MEDICINE AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE HUMAN BODY.......PEOPLE ARE LIVING LONGER........AND WITH THE EVER EXPANDING POPULATION OF MORONS FUCKING LIKE JACK-RABBITS.....IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE START RUNNING OUT OF SHIT. NO MORE WARNINGS! NO MORE STOP SIGNS! TAKE IT ALL AWAY! IT'LL BE CHAOS BUT IT'LL GET STUFF ACCOMPLISHED! SURE, THERE WILL BE TRAGEDY......PEOPLE WILL BE DEVASTATED BY THE LOST OF THEIR RETARDED COUSIN WHO DIDN'T KNOW NOT TO DRINK GASOLINE DUE TO THE LACK OF A MR. YUCK STICKER.......BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THE DUDE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO DRINK GASOLINE. DID WE REALLY WANT HIM DRIVING OUR SWEEPER TRUCKS OR COOKING OUR HAMBURGER ANYWAY? maybe taking away stop lights is a bit extreme.....but you get what i'm saying. i'm not saying we should go out and start killing stupid people.......i'm just saying we should give them every opportunity to catch up.....as opposed to dumbing everything else down for their benefit....and in the end if they fail at this game we call life......well then chances are it was meant to be..... if a kid gets all F's and one D in 5th grade......know what? make the kid take 5th grade again. if the kid's 30 and still in 5th grade, keep teaching the fucker till he gets his or her multiplication assignments right. PASSING EVERYONE'S JUST GONNA PUSH A FUCKING MORON OUT THE DOOR WITH THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA WE ALL GOT AND BRANDING THEM ACCEPTABLE TO ENTER THE REAL ADULT WORLD WHEN THEY CAN'T READ, WRITE, ADD OR SUBTRACT.......WHEN YOU DO THIS, THE REST OF US HAVE TO PAY TAXES FOR ALL 12 OF THEIR STUPID KIDS THEY HAD IN THEIR TRAILER THAT WERE TAUGHT NOTHING OF LIFE EXCEPT THAT IF YOU CHOOSE TO DO NOTHING, THE GOVERNMENT WILL SEND YOU CHECKS FOR IT, BUT IF YOU WORK HARD.......THE GOVERNMENT WILL TAKE HALF OF YOUR EARNINGS AND HAND IT TO THEM.....AND THEIR KIDS. if anyone's still reading this, i'm sorry. i know i'm going nowhere fast. just don't be the kind of people that make their kids wear those dorky bike helmets......seriously.......they look ridiculous.